Nuclear Option assortment

Introducing the “Nuclear Option” Assortment: a radioactive riot of fireworks engineered for those who think safety warnings are just decoration. Crack open this box and unleash “Clean Energy,” a reactor-sized fountain guaranteed to melt your expectations, alongside “Rocket Ricky,” who’s got more lift-off issues than a doomed space mission. The malfunctioning Geiger Counter's “Meltdown” control panel promises a chain reaction of chaos, while an arsenal of mutant rockets and flashcrackers ensures the fallout will leave the ground contaminated for at least 200 years.

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